Avert your gaze from the public water pump in Sonning-on-Thames, and look at the stony wall instead. This is the scene where, 25 years ago in December 1997, I got out of a moving taxi and fell into this wall breaking my nose, and smashing the cap on one of my front teeth, and basically knocking myself out. I ended up in hospital, and it could have been a whole lot worse if my friend Paul Way hadn’t spotted me lying unconscious on this pavement in the early hours in sub zero temperatures. He called an ambulance and I spent a long and painful night in hospital and once I began to sober felt pretty dismal not to mention ashamed of myself…